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Wickenburg Area Clean and Beautiful?

July 18, 2008 By Lee Pearson Topic: Moose Drool Report, Observations, Opinions

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Tidy ManDefinition from Wikipedia: Litter is waste disposed in the wrong place by unlawful human action and can vary in size of incident, occurrence or items. It can occur as small items like wrappers, large collections of waste or scatterings of litter dispersed around public places outdoors. Litter can be occasioned by malicious, careless or accidental intent and is generally disposed of illegally rather than lawfully. Litter has the potential to cause harm to human health, safety and welfare, it harms wildlife and causes environmental impact (1).

My definition of Trash: Those people who litter.

Illega DumpThere is a great sense of accomplishment helping with and directing desert cleanup efforts. It’s not without frustration though because there are areas that get re-trashed shortly after the cleanup. Of the several afflicted areas, Box Canyon is the most frequently abused, littered with beer cans and bottles that make up the bulk, which are obviously the product of weekend-night beer parties. Underage drinking is suspect since it’s a “safe place” in a remote part of Yavapai County where little, if any, patrolling is done by law enforcement. The next most abused site is Calamity Wash, popular as an unofficial target range, with fewer beer parties and serves as a graffiti workshop for rock painting.

Box Canyon Cleanup TeamRecently, three cleanup events have taken place. The first was at an old dump where 3000 pounds, mostly scrap metal, was collected. More work is needed before cleanup of this site is completed; the second was removing a pile of 56 tires that were illegally dumped on Scenic View road near Box Canyon; and the last was at Box Canyon, a “perpetual” garbage dump. Cleanup of other sites are planned for this fall when cooler temperatures arrive. If you know of a littered site please identify it with routing and/or GPS coordinates so they may be included in future cleanup planning. Report the information to the Wickenburg Conservation Foundation office, 928-684-7473.

Illegal Tire DumpThere is a constant battle with roadside litter along Scenic View, Blue Tank, Constellation Roads, Calamity Wash and the length of the Hassayampa River south from the Hassayampa River Preserve to a couple of miles north of Box Canyon. The source of litter along the roads is no different than along the highways for that matter but along the river, most is attributed to the ATV/jeep crowd since there is comparatively little litter to be found along the horse and hiking trails.

So what can be done? Foremost, report a violation (2). If you witness someone littering in the state of Arizona, you can report the incident by calling the litter hotline toll free at 1-877-3LITTER (354-8837). Please make sure to answer all the questions, including your name and address, to ensure a follow-up to the incident. A letter will be sent to the offender notifying them that they were observed littering and asking them to refrain from littering in the future.

If roadway debris poses an immediate threat to safety, call 9-1-1. If you see large accumulations of debris along the freeway that is not in the roadway, contact the Arizona Department of Transportation at 602-712-7355.

There is legislation to increase the penalty for littering but the issue of catching and prosecuting the “trasher” remains. Requiring a substantial deposit on containers would, in my opinion, be more direct and immediate way of reducing the litter: a disincentive to at least to those wanting to get their money back; and an incentive to those who would earn money in gathering the trash. Eleven states but not Arizona do this and it seems to work well. Big business has always opposed deposits though.

Education, yes but that will take some time and is not a near time solution. But nonetheless it would be an additional factor in reducing litter if included in the school curriculum and with parental action by example.

Box Canyon and Calamity wash require more aggressive action. Initially, an occasional patrol by the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office and a Citizen’s Patrol group, particularly during “party time”, would be a start. Word would then get around to the under-age alcohol drinkers and cause them to go elsewhere? Litter barrels would help but would need servicing.

What about feces and urine? Glad you asked. Pits for feces should be located at least 200 feet from water sources (rivers, lakes, etc.) to avoid possible bacterial contamination as well as away from trails. Organic soil is preferred over sandy mineral soil for faster decomposition. Also avoid concentration of pits around campsites. Pits should be covered with a reasonably thick layer of soil to prevent access by animals and flies. Toilet paper and feminine hygiene products should NOT be placed in pits but placed in a plastic bag that can be sealed and carried out for proper disposal. A pit for urine is unnecessary; just perform your duty off trail and or a short distance away from water. Keep in mind this is a basic practice. Other areas will likely have a stricter policy.

Always leave a site cleaner than you found it even if the litter is not yours! Parents, if you and your children visit a littered site, please think about what you are teaching your youngsters if you not only remover your trash but a bit more!

The Moose Brigade report provides litter statistics by quantity and vendor product. Future reports will include cleanup efforts conduced by the Wickenburg Clean and Beautiful (WCB) under the sponsorship of the Wickenburg Conservation Foundation (WCF).

As always, appreciation is extended to all those volunteers who have helped in these major cleanup efforts, to those folks who remove the litter scattered along the roads and highways and to Sickles Sanitation Ind. for final disposal and the Bureau of Land Management for resources.

(1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter
(2) http://www.donttrashaz.com/

The Wickenburg Massacre Site - An Enduring Mystery

June 21, 2008 By Allan Hall Topic: History

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At approximately 8:00 a.m. on the morning of November 5th, 1871, a stagecoach carrying seven passengers and driver was ambushed eight miles west of Wickenburg while en- route to Culling’s Well, Ehrenburg and San Bernardino. This event, which led to the death of seven people, quickly became the center of national attention. The driver and five male passengers were either killed instantly or died within minutes of the attack. Two wounded passengers (William Kruger and Mollie Sheppard) made a harrowing escape and were picked up by an eastbound mail wagon approximately five miles west of the ambush site after being pursued by nine members of the ambush party. Mollie Sheppard died from infected wounds some time after January 11, 1872. Of the eight souls involved in the ambush, only William Kruger survived. [Reference 1]

Evidence, (some of which was circumstantial and conflicted), eventually led the Territorial Army to attribute the attack to a band of “Apache-Mohave” Indians from the Date Creek Reservation. This group, which would actually have been members of the Yavapai tribe, numbered at least thirteen; but may have been comprised of thirty or more. Yet, although the attack and its aftermath were investigated and heavily reported, many of the details pertaining to the incident are an enduring mystery. Many of the news articles were misinformed or speculative and were written by people who had no direct connection with the events of November 5th; but which served to inflame public sentiment against Native Americans. [Reference 2]

Based upon a letter that Kruger wrote to Loring’s family, five of the men who died at the scene were reportedly buried in Wickenburg on November 6th, three hours after a hastily called inquest. The sixth man, William Salmon, was not discovered until the morning of the 6th and was reportedly buried in a “deep cut in the hillside.” [Reference 3] Later reports claim that his remains were exhumed from the hillside and laid next to the other five men several weeks or months later. For unexplained reasons, the local graves of these men were reportedly “disturbed” in 1949 and then disappeared from local records.

The original location of their presumed graves in Wickenburg is a matter of some conjecture, but would likely have been either the Stone Park Cemetery or the so-called “Lumber Yard” Cemetery next to the present location of the Wickenburg Sun — since no other cemeteries were known to exist at that time. In the years that followed, the remains were said to have been exhumed and reinterred at least twice to new locations. The last re-interment may have returned the remains to the original site of the ambush — at least according to legend. Unfortunately, any records that could explain the reasons for moving these burials from the original cemetery are now lost in time. [Reference 4]

The “Wickenburg Massacre” has long been a cornerstone in the history and legend of our town, yet very few people know where the ambush actually occurred. [Reference 5]

The Route from Wickenburg to the Massacre

According to historical accounts, the stagecoach arrived at Wickenburg from Prescott around midnight on November 4th, 1871. It was scheduled to depart at 7:00 a.m. on the morning of November 5th on a westerly route, that would take it to Culling’s Well (in Centennial Wash, west of present-day Aguila), Ehrenburg, and then to San Bernardino. Most of the passengers had travel plans that would take them to San Francisco via Los Angeles.

The “roads” in the 1870 period of territorial Arizona would more aptly be characterized as stage coach and wagon trails that followed paths of least resistance. In other words, if it was easier to pull a horse-drawn wagon through or across a section of dry wash, that was the road. Where it became easier or necessary to rise above the wash, the road followed that path. Horse people reliably tell me that long stretches of sand can be very tiring for horses and the narrow stage coach wheels would increase resistance in soft or sandy soil. Thus, washes would have been used when no better alternative was available.

Such was the case for the route from Wickenburg to Culling’s Well. The stage coach road led west through (or alongside) Sol’s Wash to a point northwest of the airport. From there it branched into a smaller wash that would pass north of Black Mountain and descend into the Aguila Valley. This trail, which is still visible in old aerial photographs, made frequent use of flat, hard-pack areas alongside the washes; but also utilized the sandy bottom. The distance from Sol’s Wash at Tegner Street to the ambush site is 8.05 miles. [Reference 6]

Stage coaches of that era were pulled by a team of four horses and could travel approximately eight miles per hour. They would have arrived at their waypoint destination at Culling’s Well, (a distance of 36 miles), no later than noon of that day. Assuming that the coach left Wickenburg at the scheduled time, it would have arrived at the massacre site at about 8:00 a.m., as reported by Kruger and Sheppard.

The Ambush Site

Approximately 200 yards southeast of the ambush site, the stage coach road emerges from the wash onto a hard pack flat area and follows a path on the southwest side of the wash. At this point the wash begins to “fragment” into several narrow fingers, which would have made passage more difficult. So, at this location the stage coach would have been between a hillside (to the west and south) and a narrow finger of the wash to the east and north (right side of the stage coach). In Figure 1 the stage road extends from right to left, where it approaches the ambush site. The lower finger of the wash appears in the middle right of the photo before it drops from view because of a steep bank.

Stage Coach Road
Figure 1: Stage Coach Road South of Massacre Site

The steep bank measures about three feet in height as it nears the site of the ambush. See Figure 2. In this photo the stage road is now to the right (south and west) of the bank. The trail is partially visible in the upper right corner, as shown below.

The Wash Bank
Figure 2: The Wash

If this is indeed near the site of the attack, it would have been very easy for members of an ambush party to conceal themselves along the edge of this bank until the coach, traveling at a slow speed, would have reached a minimum distance from the bank. In fact, the trail comes to within fifteen feet of the wash just a few yards west (right) of the photo. It is possible that some of the attackers could have been positioned along this bank and fired into the rear of the stage coach from behind. However, most (if not all) of the wounds sustained in the initial attack suggest that the ambush party was positioned on high ground to the south of the trail. There were seventeen bullet entry points in the cabin of the coach — none of which were fired from the north (right) side of the coach. Physical evidence at the ambush site and statements by Kruger and Sheppard indicate that the primary point of attack came from the south. The two wounded survivors made their escape from the coach on the north side into the wash shown above.

Graves at Ambush Site
Figure 3: Graves at Ambush Site

Too Many Graves..?

Figure 3 shows a partial view of graves at the apparent site of the ambush. The rock pile with the wood cross is believed to be the grave of Frederick Loring, who was riding on top of the stage coach with the driver, “Dutch” John Lance, and another passenger, Charles Adams. There are additional graves to the left, uphill beyond the cross, and behind the photo. The most distant grave from “Loring’s cross” is roughly 120 feet to the northeast (behind and right of the photo) and may belong to William Salmon. Records clearly indicate that he was killed very near to that location. He may have been buried (or re-interred) at this spot.

The problem is — there are too many graves. No less than ten graves have been identified, but six men were killed at the scene, reportedly taken from the site, and buried in Wickenburg. Although Mollie Sheppard eventually died from her wounds, she was last known to be in San Francisco with Kruger on January 11th, 1872, more than nine weeks after the ambush. The circumstances and date of her subsequent death were not recorded and she had no family connections in the U.S. Kruger apparently did not report her death until twenty-nine months after her passing, but never provided any verifiable details.

To compound the problem, there are six to eight additional graves located south- southeast of this site at a distance ranging from fifty to 150 yards. Without proper context, this is an exceedingly unusual location for eighteen graves. There is no physical evidence that a settlement was ever established here before or after the ambush. Stage coach and freight wagon robberies, which occurred with depressing regularity during the gold rush days, may account for some or all of these surplus graves. However, there are no known records that establish killings other than the November 5th ambush.

There is a second problem with the view in Figure 3. This site is indeed located next to a hillside, but the eastern slope of the hill is very gentle at this point and (assuming no significant changes in vegetation since 1871) would have offered no concealment for a large group intent on an ambush. Newspaper reports and testimony suggested the ambush occurred at a distance as short as six to fifteen feet. That is virtually point blank range for Henry and Spencer rifles. Even with improvised cover, I have great difficulty accepting that thirteen (and especially thirty) members of an ambush party could have concealed themselves at this location without being noticed before the final moment. It is possible, perhaps even likely, that the ambush occurred twenty to thirty yards west of “Loring’s cross” where the hillside is more steep and closer to the stage coach trail.

A Mystery Wrapped Inside an Enigma?

There is no doubt that this site was established as the massacre memorial by earlier generations of Wickenburg residents. Furthermore, the route, distance, the hillside and wash match the descriptions provided in historical accounts to within a distance of thirty yards. That is a trivial discrepancy and only acquires hypothetical significance when you examine the hillside and wash from a higher elevation.

Within a radius of forty feet from “Loring’s cross” there are clearly distinguishable graves — some with rock mounds, others with easily identifiable rock outlines. There is also a grave very near the spot where Salmon was reportedly killed. They all appear to be randomly placed. In other words, there is no apparent organization; there are no neat rows or alignment. It is, in fact, a chaotic burial site. And there lies the rub.

If the six male victims were first buried (side by side) in a Wickenburg cemetery and then eventually reinterred at the massacre site after a passage of 78 years, why would these present graves have the appearance of random placement? Why would Salmon, the sixth victim, now be buried 120 feet from the location of Loring and the others if he was previously buried next to them in a Wickenburg cemetery?

Without further evidence I can provide no concrete answers and I am unwilling to yield to simple speculation. I hope there are still long time residents among us who have first hand knowledge (or verifiable documentation) that can shed more light on these graves, as well as the circumstances surrounding the reported “disturbance” of the Wickenburg graves in 1949.

Closing Thoughts

The Wickenburg Massacre was an important event, both at the national and territorial levels in 1871. The ambush may have been motivated by a desire for vengeance against earlier killings of Indians by Arizona settlers; however, it dramatically changed popular attitudes about Native Americans and greatly influenced federal and army policy in their relentless pursuit and containment. What were once described as “noble red men” were now characterized as murderous, marauding savages by the Eastern press corps.

Between September, 1872 and March, 1873 more than 120 Yavapai were killed in army campaigns. The Yavapai tribes surrendered in April, 1873 and were forced off their ancestral lands during the winter of 1875. 1,426 Indians (a mixture of Tonto Apache, Yavapai and Hualapai, were marched to the San Carlos Reservation, but 105 died along the way. When you visit the Wickenburg Massacre, you might do well to think about the full context of this site — what transpired here, and what followed afterward.

Many local residents of the time believed the attack was carried out by Anglo or Mexicans bandits and not Yavapai Indians. Local descendants of that era grew up with an understanding that the victims were buried where they died and were never transported to Wickenburg. These strongly held beliefs persist to the present time.

If you are interested in the history and legend of Wickenburg, — particularly if you are interested in preservation — then you should visit the massacre site. By any standard of definition it qualifies as a derelict pioneer cemetery. It is not maintained. The only thing that protects it today is its location and obscurity. It is, however, on State Trust Land; which means that the area will eventually be sold to the highest bidder for future development. It is my firm belief that when we become informed citizens, when we know and understand the heritage of our land, we will be motivated to protect and care for it.

How to Get There

Getting to the massacre site is not particularly difficult, but it does require a bit of patience.

The turnoff point is six miles west of the intersection of Vulture Mine Road on US-60. This is west of mile marker 102. The turnoff is not marked and can easily be missed.

Exit from the highway to your right onto a dirt road. It will lead you to a gate with a sign that says you are entering State Trust land. The sign also states that a valid lease or permit is required for entry. This basically means (1) you are grazing cattle on leased land or (2) that you have a valid hunting license or some other type of permit. Use your own judgment about entering this area without a permit.

The distance from US-60 to the massacre site is 6.6 miles along an unimproved dirt road. See the map in Figure 3.

Route to Massacre Site
Figure 4: Route to Massacre Site

The road will take you in a northerly direction before turning east, where it leads to an abandoned ranch and corral. Turn right at the ranch and pass between the fence posts to the left of the water tanks. Continue in a southeasterly direction until you arrive at a large wash. Turn left and follow the wash until you arrive at the massacre site.

High-clearance vehicles are required and 4WD is definitely recommended. There are numerous erosion channels that cross-cut the dirt road between US-60 and the old ranch house. After turning into the wash, you will be in deep sand the remainder of the way.

GPS coordinates (WGS84)

Turnoff from US-60: N 33° 56′ 56.2″ by W 112° 52′ 35.0″ 2.
Turnoff from the dirt road into the wash: N 33° 59′09.3″ by W 112° 51′ 24.9″ 3.
Loring’s Cross at Massacre site: N 33° 59′ 21′5″ by W 112° 51′ 13.1″

Before You Go

  1. Summer monsoon storms and winter rains can produce considerable runoff in this area. After heavy rains you may encounter areas of standing water that can persist for a week or more. Traversing these areas while they are muddy will hasten the degradation of the trail.
  2. Always take an ample supply of water.
  3. Make certain that someone knows specifically where you are going and when you plan to return.
  4. Be alert for snakes between March and October.

Finally, stay on the trails — there are no shortcuts. And… pack out your litter.

Notes and References

  1. Massacre at Wickenburg — Arizona’s Greatest Mystery By R. Michael Wilson. 2008, Published by GlobePequot Press. If you would like to learn more about this important piece of history, you should read this book. Although I do not agree with all of his conclusions, his book is very well researched and provides well-reasoned observations on many of the questions raised in this article. As a general rule I do not endorse books. However, I must say that Mr. Wilson’s book is a “must read” for anyone interested in the pioneer history of our town. It is available in local bookstores and through Amazon.com. Read the book, study the relevant historical documents; visit the site — and draw your own conclusions.
  2. Even modern writers who attempt to recreate this important piece of our history acknowledge that some of their conclusions are conjecture rather than indisputable fact; including some of the findings made by the author in Reference 1.
  3. I have walked and photographed the entire eastern hillside below the site of the ambush for a distance of about 400 yards. There are four gullies, but only one of these (the one most distant from where Salmon died) could potentially qualify as a “deep cut in the hillside.” It has never been explained why Salmon would have been buried in an erosion gully when he could have been buried where he died.
  4. The Wickenburg Historical Society maintains a long-held belief that the massacre victims were buried where they died.
  5. The Wickenburg Massacre was frequently referred to as the “Loring Massacre,” particularly in the eastern press. Frederick Loring was a popular and respected young journalist from Boston.
  6. Mileage is based upon GPS tracks from Sol’s Wash at Tegner Street to the point of the graves and markers.

Lightning Bolt

June 18, 2008 By Jim Cook Topic: Journal of Prevarication

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The Journal of Prevarication
By Jim Cook
Official State Liar of Arizona

I wouldn’t compare the Mexican scorch lizard to a lightning bolt. But I remember the time that lightning got hold of my brother Jake’s car, and it moved at a speed that would make a drag racer’s jaw drop.

I bring this up because it’s another summer story. Those 115-degree days are coming, bringing with them fierce thunderstorms. I don’t like lightning, but it brings with it a lot of our yearly quota of rain.

We lived above the Mogollon Rim, one of the hot spots for lightning storms in Arizona. I’ve seen lightning shatter big pine trees, knock the “lightning arrestors” off telephone lines, and hurl a tenderfoot Forest Ranger fifteen feet.

Jake and Dean and I had Mom’s 1928 World Book encyclopedia, which had all kinds of learning projects for kids. We made electromagnets by winding wire around nails. I made myself a crude telegraph key, using an electromagnet and strips of tin cut from a coffee can.

Forest Service workers, including our dad, were replacing the ground-return phone line–a single strand of stout copper wire strung from tree to tree across the forest. It connected all the wooden wall phones in firefighters’ cabins and lookout towers.

One Saturday morning, Big Jake got to eyeing the coil of copper wire that had been left at the foot of a tree next to the Long Valley Road. He started winding it around the base of the tree.

He said he was going to make himself a giant electromagnet. He told Dean and me to go get our red wagon and see if we could round up some old car batteries around the ranger station.

While we were gone, Big Jake wound three layers of wire around the tree. He started checking to see if there was any juice left in the batteries we had brought.

We were so absorbed in science that we had not noticed the thickening thunderheads overhead.

A bolt of lightning hit that phone line not far from where we were standing. I always knew that a thunderstorm had to start somewhere, but I’d rather not be there.

Electricity surged through Jake’s electromagnet, which reached out for nearby metal objects. It got the wagon, and Jakes’s 1929 Ford coupe, which was sitting in the shade about 100 feet away.

That Ford went from 0 to 60, sideways, in a nanosecond. It hit the tree hard enough to mash the coiled wire through the bark and into the wood. The Ford was a whole lot thinner.

We knew we’d catch hell from Dad. But first, Jake had to explain to a skeptical deputy sheriff how he had managed to hit that tree sideways with his car.

Moose Brigade Report: April & May 2008

June 14, 2008 By Moose Brigade Topic: Moose Drool Report

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The Moose Bridge was pleased to join forces with the Wickenburg Clean and Beautiful program in mid-May in an effort to clean up a major trash site. Ten volunteers, in less than three hours, removed 3000 pounds of scrap metal and trash from an abandoned dump located on Blue Tank Road just off Rincon Road. Appreciation is extended to Sickles Sanitation Inc., Bureau of Land Management and especially to the conscientious, hard-working volunteers. In the fall, after the summer heat abates, another work party will be scheduled to remove the estimated 12000 pounds that remain at that site.

Please consider joining us next time. Additional groups and individuals are needed. If you wish to help in our desert clean-up activity, please submit your name, phone number, email address and preferred clean-up days to Lee Pearson at WCF.WCB@GMAIL.COM, call 928-684-7473, or write to Wickenburg Conservation Foundation, P.O. Box 20008, Wickenburg AZ 85358. Also, if you know of littered sites please identify them with routing and/or GPS coordinates for future cleanup planning.

Volunteers are provided with PIKSTICKS, gloves, buckets and garbage bags. Dumpsters, trailers and/or trucks are used to remove the trash. The tradition of providing refreshments for those who participate is being continued and all enjoyed lunch after their efforts. Participants have a wonderful opportunity to meet other conscientious residents who enjoy a clean and beautiful Wickenburg area.

Should you see littering or illegal dumping activity, note the time and location, license plate(s), type of litter and individuals (if possible) and report them on the litter hot-line 1-877-3LITTER (1-877-354-8837). State environmental officials are pushing for a tougher State law and increased public outreach to stop illegal dumping. Illegal dumping will be a class 1 misdemeanor with a $500 fine plus the cost for removal. Criminal littering or polluting will be not less than a $1000 fine. So violators heed the warning: “NO DUMPING, VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.”

The Wickenburg Conservation Foundation recognized the immense value of cleaning up the desert and recently assumed responsibility for the Wickenburg Clean and Beautiful program that was begun several years ago by Dana Burden (deceased), Tom Riggs and John and Debi Main. This was the first effort to continue with that program.

Wickenburg Clean Up Crew
The WC&B clean up crew included (left to right) Dean Chickadonz, Allan Hall, Claire Abbruscato, Sharon Pearson, Dennis Orr, Dianne Poore, Alan Gross, John Burden and Dick Wertz. (Photo by Lee Pearson)

The Moose Brigade will continue its commitment to removing litter from the roads and trails along Constellation, Blue Tank and Buckhorn Roads throughout the year. Our collection of litter in these areas during April and May increased 30 percent over the last report dated March 31st. That is an increase from 1417 pieces (on March 31) to 2011 pieces by May 30th.

There is additional good news regarding one area where we removed nearly 300 pieces of litter last year. Nearby land owners have posted “No Trespassing” signs and installed a gate. The area has now remained clean for the past five months, so this is a sign of progress. Unfortunately, several other litter hotspots (including Calamity Wash) continue to be used by target shooters while consuming a six-pack or case of their favorite brew. This is a distinctly unsafe combination of activities.

Here is a “sobering” statistic: Moose Brigade has removed thirty-three containers of hard liqour since our reporting effort began. These are mostly liter and multi-liter containers of vodka, tequila, gin, and whiskey. Be careful out there folks - you never know if the person headed toward you is driving in a state of diminished capacity. Here is the Moose Drool report that ended on May 30th:

Litter Report Page 1
Litter Report Page 2

Observations

  1. The worst Litter hot spot in April and May goes to the large flat area above Sayer Spring in King Solomon Gulch. Many liquor and mixer bottles, along with 37 mixed-drink cups were removed from this site in April. The party folks actually bagged some of their trash, but left it behind for the animals to scatter to the wind.
  2. Anheuser-Busch products continue to lead all categories of litter with 43%. When measured only against alcoholic beverages, Anheuser-Busch represents more than 60% of litter.
  3. Alcoholic products continue to dominate litter with 72%.
  4. As usual, our statistics do not include litter removed by other citizens or the newly established Wickenburg Clean and Beautiful program.

As we’ve said before, littering is not accidental. Join the Moose Brigade or the Wickenburg Clean and Beautiful program in our endeavor to keep the area spotless and scenic.

A Real Scorcher

June 11, 2008 By Jim Cook Topic: Journal of Prevarication

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The Journal of Prevarication
By Jim Cook
Official State Liar of Arizona

In the summer of 1897, a Phoenix entrepreneur had a bright idea. He figured he could profit by selling the large, beaded lizard known as the Gila monster to people back east, and to easterners who had just come to the desert.

Gila MonsterA Gila monster is pretty, in an ugly sort of way. His hide is beaded in a sort of paisley design. His venom will not kill a human, but if he locks his lower jaw onto one of your limbs, the lizard has to be amputated.

The businessman asked a Pima man if Pimas would be willing to supply him with Gila monsters. The Pima recoiled. Did the white man not know that if a Pima touched a Gila monster in summer, the temperature would begin to rise, and never stop rising–extreme global warming.

Until last Tuesday, I had only seen Gila monsters in captivity. Then I encountered one on the desert about five miles south of Wickenburg.

I took some digital photos and e-mailed them to several friends, who are very tolerant of my photos. A few of them had their own Gila monster stories.

One friend admired my courage in getting so close to the big lizard. Being the honest man that I am, I confessed to using a ten-power telephoto.

Besides, a Gila monster doesn’t move very fast. He lumbers along on short legs.

Now, if it had been a Mexican scorch lizard, also known as a Sonoran dragon, I wouldn’t have had a chance. The scorch lizard moves along at a fearsome rate.

In one of Charles Darwin’s oversights, the scorch lizard does not have feet adapted to the hot desert floor. He is a tenderfoot.

Accordingly, he has to run like a bat out of hell to get from shady spot to shady spot. Fortunately, he evolved with long legs, like a reptillian terrier. The scorch lizard runs so fast that few people have ever seen one, much less photographed one. He has long, venomous fangs hanging down from his upper jaw, but rarely has time to use them.

A highway patrolman, noticing a tiny cloud of dust racing across the desert, clocked a scorch lizard at 118 miles per hour. He said it sounded like a stampede of centipedes going by.

That was a relatively cool day, in the range of l05 degrees. When the temperature gets above 115, the scorch lizard can actually create sonic booms.